Sent at 6:00 PM
I know you're probably really, really busy so I'm going to make this easy for you: Press 1, if you're at work. Press 2, if you're at work and you're hungry. Press 3, if you're at work, hungry, and want me to bring you and the rest of the boys some sandwiches and muffins. You could also press 4, if you're all of the above and could spare at least 5 minutes for an old friend.